The whole concept of “connected eyewear” is pretty ridiculous; Google Glass was moderately terrible, and these (I hate that I am even typing this) Ray Ban Stories promise to be even worse—and that’s before we even start talking about the horrible company behind them.

It is an awful idea, which will appeal primarily to awful people: those who believe themselves so important that they must be contactable at all times and so fascinating that they must always be prepared to broadcast whatever thought has most recently popped into their technology-swaddled head.

That’s a *chef’s kiss* description from today’s Monocle Minute of the type of person that will be wearing these stupid things.