Hold up a minute… ice cream might be a health food?! Assuming this is real and not some kind of play by Big Ice Cream, it could be a dietary game changer for me. But given that chocolate milk is actually a pretty good post-exercise recovery drink, the idea that ice cream might not be completely bad for you isn’t so far-fetched.

(And before you start sending me “well, actually…” emails, I know the article does not establish that ice cream is a health food; I was employing hyperbole as a rhetorical device. That should go without saying, but, you know… the internet. 🤷🏻‍♂️)